Friday Humor: Trump Defects To Russia?

By Tyler Durden

Authored by Finian Cunningham, via The Strategic Culture Foundation,

The turmoil caused this week by US President Trump among NATO allies is approaching surreal. Time to indulge in some satire…

Helsinki was always famed for its Cold War intrigues and secret exchanges between the Americans and Soviets. But no-one imagined this delivery. The 45th president of the United States handed himself over to the care of Mother Russia, renouncing American citizenship and seeking asylum.

While Trump has reportedly gone into hiding somewhere in Russia, the US and its European allies are in uproar over the “sellout of the century” – to borrow the property tycoon’s phraseology.

His detractors in Washington’s political and media establishment are in paroxysms of condemnation and, strangely, relieved self-righteousness.

“We always knew it. That Trump was a Kremlin stooge, a Putin puppet. Now, finally, we have proof,” fumed one pundit.

Trump’s last words explaining his actions were more prosaic.

“I’ve had it with this Russia collusion fake news screwing up my life for two years,” he told reporters before being whisked away. “I’m outta here. I got my eye on some nice beach property on the Black Sea.”

It all transpired during now-former President Trump’s much-ballyhooed summit with Russian leader Vladimir Putin in …read more

Source:: Zero Hedge

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